Conan sings Blue Moon of Kentucky and I got drunk last night

It is almost 5 PM and I am in my pajamas. Last night I got fairly drunk. It was very freeing. I never ever go out anymore. I talked and talked and I acted all sorts of a fool. But I love the idea that I can blame all that on being drunk. I went to Perkins afterwards with one of the five couples I hung out with(yes that part did suck a little bit), but it turned from a woo hoo! fun time to awkward and I keep trying to pinpoint if it was something I said or just that we are all old. I had them bring me back to my car and then I did drive home. I probably shouldn't have but I did. In my defense it just really sucks being single without real friends or family in Sioux Falls. If I get a taxi home then I have to get another one to get my car the next day. So it comes down to spending money and the inconvenience factor versus ending my own and/or somebody else's life. Hmm... which choice should I have gone with? I'm a terrible person. But, this Conan skit did make me feel better.